01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
A: Yes
02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?
A: My cats ahah
03: Do you regret anything?
A: I regret 99% of my actions
04: Are you insecure?
A: I'm honestly not sure.One second I'm confident as hell the next I feel like a potato.
05: What is your relationship status?
A: Single and definitely not ready to mingle
06: How do you want to die?
A: Via Heroic Sacrifice™,falling back slowly,mm whatcha say and all.
07: What did you last eat?
A: omlette au fromage
08: Played any sports?
A: I took up ice skating just recently
09: Do you bite your nails?
A: yes
10: When was your last physical fight?
A: I honetly don't remember
11: Do you like someone?
A: 3 names: Mark Edward Fischbach <3
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
A: Yes,worst 2 days of my life,0/10 don't recommend
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
A: I hate a lot of people.
14: Do you miss someone?
A: My aunt
15: Have any pets?
A: two cats
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
A: borrreddd
17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
A: ew no
18: Are you scared of spiders?
A: nope
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
A: And recreate the events of life is strange????? fuck no.
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
A: I'm so tempted to write something rude right now...
21: What are your plans for this weekend?
A: Ugh I have a couple of weddings to attend
22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
A: If by kids you mean kittens and puppies and all around baby animals then yes of course i do.if you mean small human beings then ew no.
23: Do you have piercings? How many?
A: 1 on each ear...I hope I can add more piercings in the future
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
A: I was so good at history but my teacher last year was shit so I flopped big time.fuck that guy
25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
A: didn't I answer this already?
26: What are you craving right now?
A: Veggie sandwich
27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
A: I broke at least 5 different hearts.3 of which I didn't know were pining after me,not until later anyhow.
28: Have you ever been cheated on?
A: nein
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
A: nooo....i think
30: What’s irritating you right now?
A: my ocd,then again it always irritates me
31: Does somebody love you?
A: See i think someone loves me (my mom thinks so too,hell even my dad thinks so) but i don't love them...
32: What is your favorite color?
A: let's go with black
33: Do you have trust issues?
A: sorta
34: Who/what was your last dream about?
A: A great murder mystery that suddenly featured Bayonetta.
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
A: i don't remember tbh
36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
A: lol I NEVER give second chances.
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
A: Neither.
38: Is this year the best year of your life?
A: nope
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
A: ugh idk
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
A: I don't think so! haha
51: Favorite food?
A: Pizza
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
A: this is such a philosophical question and i am not in the mood for philosophy honestly
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
A: read things
54: Is cheating ever okay?
A: depends.Cheating on someone? not okay.Cheating in an exam? okay but not rlly beneficial in the long run,same with cheating in a fight.
55: Are you mean?
A: yes as my mother likes to attest at every turn
56: How many people have you fist fought?
A: I fought 5 boys at the same time when i was 10,i fought a girl my age when i was 13/14 so that means 6 people!
57: Do you believe in true love?
A: not really.
58: Favorite weather?
A: HOT,like burning hot.Why?? less productivity,more quiet,indefinite amounts of naps etc..
59: Do you like the snow?
A: Yes.
60: Do you wanna get married?
A: fuck no
61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
A: now i like nicknames and all but this right here is a derogatory term in my opinion.I hate it when people say it to me.I'm not your baby.
62: What makes you happy?
A: food money videogames markiplier,my family
63: Would you change your name?
A: Yesss. to either Nora or Elise
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
A: it's always hard for me to kiss people regardless of who they are.
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
A:if he said he was into me i would take him to the hospital to check his brain for damage because he and i are like bro and sis tbh
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
A: yes
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
A: my dad
68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
A: my best friend
69: Do you believe in soulmates?
A: Yes.
70: Is there anyone you would die for?
A: My family.
Next:
1. If you watch anime, what was the first anime you watched, and name the character you had a crush on if you had one.
I think it was sailormoon,i think
2. When did you start art?
i don't remember ever drawing anything before i was 12 but i do remember coloring a lot before then
3. Whom was your first friend that you made on deviantArt?
i don't remember tbh..
4. If you were stuck on an island with 2 items and 1 person, what would they be?
FOOD and shelter. as for the person....would it be bad if i said i wanted to be stuck with markiplier??? we could make a nice bed,join each other...AND BUILD PILLOW FORTS WHEEE!
5. Favorite form of math? (e.g. calculus, geometry)
calculus.I used to like math at some point..
6. Righty or Lefty? Sweet or Savory?
Here's the thing™ i am ambidexterous but my left hand is more dominant.
Sweeeeet
7. If you could eliminate one thing/person from the world, what would it be?
hmmm....
8. Hobbies?
lots of them
9. Describe a typical outfit you'd wear. (e.g. mine's a skirt, knee highs, ballet flats, and a sweater)
black shirt,black pants,black short boots(yes i wear boots in summer deal with it omg)
10. Describe yourself in 1-2 words
Brilliant!!!!!!!!!but Lazy
The Exciting Finale
™ 1. What is your natural hair color?dark brown
2. Where was your ID pic taken?
uhhh Photoshop??
3. What is your middle name?
'I'm not white'
4. Your current relationship status?
Single and like i said totally not ready to mingle
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
I don't think Michael Fassbender is even aware I exist.ditto for Mark
6. What is your current mood?
borredd
7. What's the color of your underwear?
are you a crazy buttstaber?
8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
answered
9. Who was the last person you cuddled with?
none I don't like cuddling
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
first i'll wait until a cure for cancer is found and THEN go back in time and save my aunt.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
cat,those guys sleep all day
12. Ever had a near death experience?
yes,almost drowned twice
13. Something you do a lot?
Play video games
watch Markiplier
washing my hands
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Hurricane-MsMr
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
17. When was the last time you cried?
A few months ago when my aunt died
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
19. If you could have one superpower what would it be?
MAGNETISM/or Metal manipulation that shit can be handy..
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
BEARDS. honestly i have a huge thing for beards...
21. What's your biggest secret?
i'm asexual,verrrry grey-romantic and have ocd but most people in my life don't know these things and i think that's for the better.
22. What's your favorite color?
purple
23. When was the last time you lied?
i don't remember
24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Sometimes
25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Nothng
26. What's your favorite smell?
I like the way vanilla smells
27. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
boring
28. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
two days ago
29. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
nein
30. What are you thinking about right now?
31. What should you be doing?
32. What was the last thing that made you upset?
a stupid mosquito
33. Do you like working in the yard?
No
34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Fassbender or Fischbach ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) *wink wink nudge nudge*
35. Name 5 things in your closet:
clothes
clothes
shoes
backpack
lots of papers
36. Do you act different around your crush?
37. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
maybe when i was 5??
38. How many times do you take a shower a week?
39. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
40. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
41. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
42. Do you lie about your age?
sadly i did this a lot when i was younger now? never.
43. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Yes
44.Do you pick your nose?
nooooo
45. One food you hate?
MEAT
46. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
Pizza
47. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
Since the first time i knew he was a thing.everyone around me was like 'this is santa,he's not real,have some chocolate' ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
48. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside the napkin?
no
49. Describe your favorite underwear you have?
nein
50. Did you lie in any of these questions?
no